He tries to give him away to an employee, but Jack strongly objects. He enjoys watching porn on the state-of-the-art TV. Michael explains how he had never been in the house behind theirs and never took anything. During the rehearsal, Sharon shows to Ozzy all the special effects for the shows. The debut episode opens with a brief introduction of the family with a voice-over and scenes of each member.
She forces them to move it several times. Sharon had returned home and says she'll reunite with Ozzy in Houston because she misses him so much. Ozzy is upset by Kelly's tendency to wear revealing outfits when she goes out to clubs and parties. She asks Bert about his nickname, leaving Kelly mortified.
However, nothing seems to have an effect on the neighbors. I always don't know what to say"). She first visits Germany, where she deals with several adoring fans and tries to fake her way through a radio interview conducted in German ("That's amazing. Back home, Jack continues his playful attitude with fans and the sprinklers. Sharon and the dogs are in the backyard. The workmen struggle to move a gigantic Buddha statue across the yard. The family travels to Japan, where Ozzy is to receive the Legend Award at the Video Music Awards. Jack shows Robert the house and introduces him to the family's oldest dog, Sugar. Ozzy buys a lot of kitchenware, and spends over $600 on candy for Sharon. Ozzy is not thrilled about this, but doesn't stand in his way. Ozzy mixes alcohol with the pain medication for his foot injury and winds up stoned. Jack tries playing drums outside, and Ozzy blasts the loudest, most obnoxious music he can find. She refuses to incorporate their suggestions into the show. Sharon promises to talk to him, but this does little to reassure Kelly. He constantly cleans everything and tries to get everyone to wear gloves around Sharon.
Ozzy asks how is she going to give The President a gift.
Reality TV's first family of dysfunction features rock icon turned domesticated dad Ozzy Osbourne, matriarch Sharon and teenagers Jack and Kelly.
Ozzy comes home for a few days during a break in the tour. Kelly's 17th birthday is coming up and Sharon has arranged a themed party back at home. Jack and Robert fly to England to spend time at the Osbournes' other home. The neighbors refuse to go inside, and Ozzy declares war. They get into a fight, and the staff has to pry them apart. Ozzy becomes a grandfather when his oldest daughter, Jessica, has a baby girl. Sharon threatens Jack she'll give Lola away. Jack bonds with Robert and shows him how to make one of his favorite treats, beans on toast. Ozzy gets completely plastered, causing mayhem such as making out with Marilyn Manson. Sharon is disappointed and says she's a very stupid person. He later plays a demo of the new song for Jack and Brieann. Sharon intentionally tortures her throughout her hangover by talking about disgusting food items.
The family throws a party for Ozzy's birthday, complete with a fireworks display by Jack and Robert. Ozzy is able to fly back home to Los Angeles, and is greeted warmly by the family. Everyone on board places bets on who can catch the largest fish, and a friend of Jack's wins the contest. Sharon's father tries to give her advice on how to rein in the kids. Kelly experiences problems in her relationship with Bert.
Ozzy then announces that he and Sharon have been invited to Washington DC for a press dinner at the White House. Ozzy eventually returns home and despite a broken leg, he has to fetch the cat which walks around the dangerous unfinished pool. Meanwhile, Ozzy has problems with his new car, as the voice recognition system can't understand a word he says. The family hosts a blow-out celebrity bash for the holidays, complete with cooking segments, a visit from Santa, Christmas carols, and a unique version of "'Twas the Night Before Christmas." She explains that Robert was a good friend to Aimee and Kelly after the Osbournes moved from England, so they have taken him in after his mother's death (from colon cancer). Ozzy finishes the episode saying, with advice about tattoos, that he doesn't want an eagle on his daughter's Kelly complains that elder sister Aimee had booked her a gynecologist appointment. She's worried that Jack might be dead out there.
Ozzy's half-baked antics and incoherent rhetoric are… Sharon then shows Melinda a gold filling that she had accidentally swallowed. Jack tries to explain that Christina actually had nice things to say about Kelly. Jack then announces that Kelly has covered Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" and that she would be singing it at the MTV Movie Awards. Before a talk show appearance, Kelly gets into a fight with Rob.
Kelly brings home another cat, but Ozzy isn't very happy about it. Kelly refuses to bring him over to meet the family because she fears they will threaten or embarrass him.
The pets suffer from a flea infestation, creating havoc around the house and leaving everyone itchy and miserable. No, no, no, no. Kelly arrives home and becomes frustrated by the curfew and other rules she must follow. Jack goes diving in a shark cage. Meanwhile, Ozzy uncovers an old keyboard from his Black Sabbath days and tries to get it working again.